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		<title>A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2012 17:57:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Urethra Franklin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When my brothers and I were growing up my mother had certain sayings for various occasions … “I&#8217;m not you&#8217;re personal slave,” when we left a mess for her to clean up; “Would it have killed you to pick up a phone?” when we came home late without calling; “I guess I just can&#8217;t have [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=myforcedsmile.wordpress.com&#038;blog=25873909&#038;post=726&#038;subd=myforcedsmile&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I Don&#8217;t Want To Belong To Any Club That Will Accept People Like Me As A Member</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2012 00:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Urethra Franklin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my last post I talked about people who upon learning that I am an atheist either feel the need to discredit or demean my beliefs by bragging about the perceived superiority of theirs, or want to shine the light that leads to Jesus. The discrediting, demeaning people are close-minded douchebags and I don&#8217;t want [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=myforcedsmile.wordpress.com&#038;blog=25873909&#038;post=711&#038;subd=myforcedsmile&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s Only You &amp; Me And We Just Disagree</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 23:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Urethra Franklin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am an atheist. These are the twelve steps of the original anonymous program: We admitted we were powerless over alcohol – that our lives had become unmanageable. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=myforcedsmile.wordpress.com&#038;blog=25873909&#038;post=691&#038;subd=myforcedsmile&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sign, Sign, Everywhere A Sign</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 23:43:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Urethra Franklin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got a DUI on July 10, 2010. By that time my drinking had reached the point where it was a concern (and becoming an annoyance) to the people in my life, but this was the first time it had drawn the attention of outside parties. In addition to local law enforcement, the outside parties [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=myforcedsmile.wordpress.com&#038;blog=25873909&#038;post=664&#038;subd=myforcedsmile&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Slip Sliding Away</title>
		<link>http://myforcedsmile.wordpress.com/2012/06/23/slip-sliding-away/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2012 01:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Urethra Franklin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The picture below is interesting.  Okay, maybe not interesting.  It&#8217;s not even very good.  The colors are somewhat muddled and it&#8217;s a fairly generic shot of a California sunset.  However, it&#8217;s unique in that taking it is the last thing I remember doing before slipping into a blackout.  There are countless times I remember the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=myforcedsmile.wordpress.com&#038;blog=25873909&#038;post=643&#038;subd=myforcedsmile&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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